jom gelak sama2..hahaha..

A Polish man moved to the UK and married a British girl.


Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.

One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:


Have you any grounds?

Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.



No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

It made of concrete.



I don't think you understand.

Does either of you have a real grudge?

No, we have carport, and not need one.



I mean what are your relations like?

All my relations still in Poland.



Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.



Does your wife beat you up?

No, I always up before her.



Is your wife a nagger?

No, she white.



Why do you want this divorce?

She going to kill me.



What makes you think that?

I got proof.



What kind of proof?

She going to poison me.

She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.

I can read, and it say:

~~~Polish Remover~~~


p/s : ngok punya laki..ni la kata x paham bahasa..hik2..